Routes - England

I've done quite a few routes in my time but some stand out more than others.  The following routes are therefore either good, or bad.  Fortunately we seem to remember the good times more than the bad.  If I've got a picture of the route (unlikely but getting better) it'll be here.  Its unfortunate though that photography and climbing don't really go together, you can do one or the other, not both at the same time, hence pictures are a little thin.  This page is not intended as a substitute for the relevant guide book, it merely gives additional information on routes that I've personally climbed (either the good or the bad but by no means all).  Guides for  Borrowdale, Stanage, Swanage, Baggy Point and Symmond's Yat.

Borrowdale, (Shepherds Crag, Lining crag)

Stanage

Froggat

Baggy Point, Devon

Swanage

Symmond's Yat

Lake District

Shepherds Crag

Roadside crag.  Absolutely heaving on Bank Holiday weekends.
  Little Chamonix V Diff Shepherds Crag

Cracking route with the best saved till last.  Don't bother with the guide book, just follow the polish.  With the benefit of 20:20 hindsight I wouldn't advise soloing it in walking boots, its a little bit exposed at the top shall we say.  Easily possible to do the route moving together, but not at a weekend as overtaking opportunities are limited.

  Kransik Crack direct HVS 5a Shepherds Crag

Nice.  The crux is short lived.

 

Black Crag, Borrowdale

 
  Holly Tree Corner VS, -,4b, -, - , 4a,

Not a particularly good route and in my opinion is a soft touch for a VS.  The entertainment comes from popping up half way along Troutdale Pinnacle which the route then follows for half a pitch.  This causes chaos with the orderly queues on every belay station on Troutdale Pinacle.

       
 

Lining Crag, Borrowdale

 
    About 1:40 walk from the campsite in Stonehwaite (don't believe the guide book time unless you're a fell runner!).  Unlike Shepherds Crag, its a fair bet that you will have the crag to yourself.  Rock is pretty sound with the exception of around the half height ledge on Gogoroath.  All routes could do with a little more traffic.  Gear is adequate but light gardening may be required on some.  I suspect the crag is unclimbable if its wet, on the plus side it appears to take little drainage. Easy to find routes from the guide book description even without a topo.
  Gogoroath VS 4a. 4c Nice first pitch.  Backed off 2nd pitch due to suspect status of overhangs and too much lichen.
  Crucifix S Can be done as a single long pitch on 50m ropes.  More like a diff with a couple of harder moves added in.
  Sunny Side Up S Could definitely do with more traffic.  Had to garden on 2nd pitch.  The 1st pitch looks bereft of gear but it is adequately protected.  You go up, think there's nothing at all then you find a good Friend and then a good hex placement.
       
       

Stanage

     
  Heather Wall VS 4c There's lots of routes I've done at Stanage but this is the one that sticks in the memory.  The grading is correct, its steep but well protected.
  Inverted V VS 4b Very good, well protected, earns its stars
  Bobsnob E1 5a No gear on it at all so don't waste time looking for any
  Agony Crack HVS 5a Another cracking route.  The start is the hardest bit.  When you get to the overhangs, there's gear, a bit thugish but fine.

Agony Crack, Stanage

  Thrombosis VS 4c Hard.  Very hard.  Me and Rich had been cruising up HVS's then we both go and fall off this.  Fortunately the gear is good.

Thrombosis, Stange, just before I fell off

Froggatt

     
  Broken Crack VS 4c Towards the top end of the grade.  If you can't jam AND layback then look for something else

Broken Crack, Froggatt

  Long Johns Slab E3 5c Impossible for 5'8" short arses like me.  If you're 5'10" or above then you can reach for the move

Long John's Slab, Froggatt

  Downhill Racer E4 6a Hard but impeccable slab climbing.  A good test of footwork.

Downhill Racer, Froggatt

Baggy Point

   
This is the only crag on the N Devon coast with lots of easy and mid-grade climbs.  It can get popular.  There's a car park (£1) at Croyd next to a couple of tea shops, from there is a 20 minute walk along the excellent cliff top path.  There is confusion as to the names of the slabs as several guide books got it wrong, the latest (Climbers Club) guide has corrected it but expect confusion.  The first slab you come to is Promontory Slab which is open all year round.  Its also the most popular.  You can scramble down the left edge (looking out to sea) or abb down.  There's stakes at the top for belays.  A lid is a good idea as there's lots of loose rock at the top, fortunately, most of it is in the "little" size category.   The bottom of the slab is tidal with access about two hours either side of low tide.  Abbing in to a hanging belay is quite easy though.  Guide book grades are all pretty much correct.  As with most sea cliffs the gear runs out about 20' before the top but the climbing eases to compensate.

Promontry Slab from walk inLong Rock SlabPromontry SlabBelay ledge at bottom of Promontry Slab

Long Rock slab is a bit further round and is subject to a seasonal nesting restriction.  I haven't climbed on this due to either the nesting restriction or too many people already there. 

  Marrion HS 4b Good route, good gear for all but the last 20 feet.

Sarah climbing "Marion"

  In Marrion's Eyes VS 5a Just to the right of Marrion.  The 5a move(s) are the first 10-15 feet, after that its solid VS.  Gear is good.

Start of "In Marion's Eyes"

  Kinky Boots VS 4c, 4c THE route to do.  Non tidal.  You'll never do another route with a start like this.

You get to the start by scrambling down a ramp between the two main slabs until you get to a good ledge and a zawn on your left.  Its a really good idea if the belayer anchors in.  You now stand on the ledge, raise your hands above your head and fall forwards across the zawn.  Don't worry, you'll make it, I'm only 5'8" and I made it. Now get a #2 friend, put it into a slot, clip the ropes and step across.  Traverse right through the overlaps.  The in situ peg has long since rusted away but there's good wire placements. The crux (well protected) is getting up the final overlap onto the main slab.

The guide book says to keep traversing right, belay, then go back left and up.  Its better to go straight up as soon as you're on the slab and belay off some very good nut placements about 30' further up, just below a flake.  You won't get too much rope drag and more importantly, the second is then protected by a rope from above.  There's some threads on the flake as well which is reassuringly hollow but I've been assured that it was like that 20 years ago.

The second pitch (from here anyway) is straightforward.  From the side of the slab it looks like vertical grass and choss but there's actually a clean line through it.  Stake belays at the top.

       

Swanage

     
  Avernus S 4a Subliminal

The infamous cave route.  You'll either love it or hate it, in either case you'll need someone to show you where it is.  You ab down onto a block (not possible in rough seas), boulder hop into the cave, say "****ing hell" then climb up the back wall on slippery but very good holds.  Bridge as you traverse the roof, then exit through the key hole (not for fat bastards).  There's plenty of gear in the roof and make sure you put plenty in as the 2nd will take a huge swing otherwise.  The problem with the gear is seeing where to put it if you haven't got a head torch.  Like all routes at Subliminal its under graded by one grade.

  1st Corner S 4b Subliminal

Good, plenty of gear.  Need to jam.  Should be a HS.

  Isis VS 4c Cattle Troughs

These are the comments I put in my log book at the time.  "hard, sustained, hung off gear, exposed, scary".  Try it!

Symmond's Yat

   
  Funky Gibbon HS 4b Debateable whether it's a HS.  The Route is a one move wonder, but it's a 5a move. You pull up with considerable difficulty through the roof of the sentry box.  There's a bomber thread in the roof so you can fall off at will.  Entertaining.
  The Russian HVS 5a Cracker
  Offspring VS 4c Steep and sustained
  Exchange VS 4b Need to lay back.  Would be a really good route but a couple of wobbly blocks remove the stars.
  Derek the flightless hedgehog E1 5a My first ever E1 lead (well the first one I actually managed to get up)
  Snoozin' Suzie V Diff Superb route.  Steep and exposed in places.  Good gear and sound rock.  Run pitches 1 and 2 together.  This is the only v diff I've ever done where you feel you can take a lead fall without hitting anything.

Pitch 1Looking down from the belay at the top of pitch 2 (pitch 1 if you run them together), steep isn't it?Pitch 3

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